Monday, December 18, 2006

There's a new school in Greenville! The Gay, Lesbian, and Transgender school from Ellen Degeneres.

Download it here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/4oyd0s

Listen to Mr. Bergis talk nice (when he thinks the kids will be getting free laptops and schooling) and then hear him get Bergis angry when he hears it is put on by Ellen Degeneres who, in his opinion, is a "Clam Licking Whore." This is one of my favorite Bergis calls, I love how he strings together the F-Bomb into a 2 minute tirade of senseless and mindless craziness. The best quote would have to be....

"What the Fuck would I want my Fucking kids to go to some God-Damn, Fucking, Clam-Licker School."

And of course, this gem

"Scratch my name off the list and my fucking kids off the list too" (he's a family man)

And of course it wouldn't be Bergis without this

"I would Encourage you to sit down and talk to Katelyn about this school" (The Prankster)

"I would encourage you to fuck off"

And you will love the part when Katelyn picks up the phone and her dad goes off on an unintelligible tirade including insults such as "Shitmonger, Turdburgler, and many more wonders."

Download it here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/4oyd0s

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