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He's asked about Nascar drivers, Dale Jr. starring in a new "Dukes of Hazard.", and then they drop the Jerry Curl commercial in his ear, and I don't think he likes it. Here's a quote
"It's Nascar, not Nas-coon"
But you HAVE to listen to the commercial...it is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life! Everytime he starts getting mad they play it again so they drown him out. Then they ask if he would like Queen Latifah singing the national anthem, or perhaps Snoop Dogg at the Daytona 500. Haha.
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Monday, December 18, 2006
Big Brothers and Lil Bros! Mr. Bergis
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They tell Mr. Bergis that he has signed up to take a black child for the weekend to show him how white people live. The Child's name is Nacka Lacka Reika...you have to listen to this one!
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They tell Mr. Bergis that he has signed up to take a black child for the weekend to show him how white people live. The Child's name is Nacka Lacka Reika...you have to listen to this one!
Download it here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/34tm4x
Allen Allen and Allen Smith Call Bergis for Child Support
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Bergis has a baby, out of wedlock, with a black woman. I don't think Bergis will like that one much as he is a racist son of a bitch. Let's listen to how he loses it.
Zanika (Aka Coco Puff, the stripper) wants some child support and decides to hire these two great attorneys to represent her. Alphonso just wants his daddy....but Bergis isn't a very loving guy, I don't think he'll want anything to do with the boy.
The best part is when Bergis says "I don't even know you"
Then Coco Puff comes back with
"You made me suck your dick, over and over again, in the back of your truck...and you say you don't know me?"
Download it here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/ozy70r
Then he says he doesn't F*** black women....I hate this guy, but he is so funny.
Bergis has a baby, out of wedlock, with a black woman. I don't think Bergis will like that one much as he is a racist son of a bitch. Let's listen to how he loses it.
Zanika (Aka Coco Puff, the stripper) wants some child support and decides to hire these two great attorneys to represent her. Alphonso just wants his daddy....but Bergis isn't a very loving guy, I don't think he'll want anything to do with the boy.
The best part is when Bergis says "I don't even know you"
Then Coco Puff comes back with
"You made me suck your dick, over and over again, in the back of your truck...and you say you don't know me?"
Download it here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/ozy70r
Then he says he doesn't F*** black women....I hate this guy, but he is so funny.
Mr Beris Meets Jerry, the Magazine Salesman.
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Listen to the good old boys pranking Mr. Bergis until he loses his mind! They call him 10 times trying to sell some magazines. See it's Jerry's first day as a magazine salesman and all he wants to do is sell ONE magazine, I mean come on. The best part is that "Jerry's Supervisor" keeps interrupting Bergis and saying to Jerry, "It's ok, Jerry, just start from the beginning!"
And when Mr. Bergis gets super pissed what does he do?
He plays jazz music into the phone at full blast and then he curses them up a creek...ah, I love Bergis.
Download it here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/zezxtt
Listen to the good old boys pranking Mr. Bergis until he loses his mind! They call him 10 times trying to sell some magazines. See it's Jerry's first day as a magazine salesman and all he wants to do is sell ONE magazine, I mean come on. The best part is that "Jerry's Supervisor" keeps interrupting Bergis and saying to Jerry, "It's ok, Jerry, just start from the beginning!"
And when Mr. Bergis gets super pissed what does he do?
He plays jazz music into the phone at full blast and then he curses them up a creek...ah, I love Bergis.
Download it here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/zezxtt
There's a new school in Greenville! The Gay, Lesbian, and Transgender school from Ellen Degeneres.
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Listen to Mr. Bergis talk nice (when he thinks the kids will be getting free laptops and schooling) and then hear him get Bergis angry when he hears it is put on by Ellen Degeneres who, in his opinion, is a "Clam Licking Whore." This is one of my favorite Bergis calls, I love how he strings together the F-Bomb into a 2 minute tirade of senseless and mindless craziness. The best quote would have to be....
"What the Fuck would I want my Fucking kids to go to some God-Damn, Fucking, Clam-Licker School."
And of course, this gem
"Scratch my name off the list and my fucking kids off the list too" (he's a family man)
And of course it wouldn't be Bergis without this
"I would Encourage you to sit down and talk to Katelyn about this school" (The Prankster)
"I would encourage you to fuck off"
And you will love the part when Katelyn picks up the phone and her dad goes off on an unintelligible tirade including insults such as "Shitmonger, Turdburgler, and many more wonders."
Download it here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/4oyd0s
Listen to Mr. Bergis talk nice (when he thinks the kids will be getting free laptops and schooling) and then hear him get Bergis angry when he hears it is put on by Ellen Degeneres who, in his opinion, is a "Clam Licking Whore." This is one of my favorite Bergis calls, I love how he strings together the F-Bomb into a 2 minute tirade of senseless and mindless craziness. The best quote would have to be....
"What the Fuck would I want my Fucking kids to go to some God-Damn, Fucking, Clam-Licker School."
And of course, this gem
"Scratch my name off the list and my fucking kids off the list too" (he's a family man)
And of course it wouldn't be Bergis without this
"I would Encourage you to sit down and talk to Katelyn about this school" (The Prankster)
"I would encourage you to fuck off"
And you will love the part when Katelyn picks up the phone and her dad goes off on an unintelligible tirade including insults such as "Shitmonger, Turdburgler, and many more wonders."
Download it here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/4oyd0s
Mr Bergis doesn't want Gay Day...fucking Faggot (haha)
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This guy is the funniest person ever! There is a huge debate on the internet about whether this guy is real or just a paid actor, but whatever he is...he's funny, you can't deny it.
I love this part (His wife picks up the phone cause he is too pissed to answer the phone)
"I heard what you said to my husband.... we are good Christian people" (Mrs. Bergis)
"Well he uses the F' word like a good Christian." (The Prankster)
"Get off the PHONE! Fucking faggot, queer, mother faggot!" (Mr. Bergis in the background)
(5:25 total time).
All these guys want to do is put a "Gay Day" on the ballot...that's all! What's wrong with that? The Gay and Lesbian Alliance of Greater Mississippi took a poll and it shows that 48% of the population of Greenville are Gay. Mr. Bergis, to put it kindly, doesn't like that idea very much. Haha this is great!
Download it Here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/x92aua
This guy is the funniest person ever! There is a huge debate on the internet about whether this guy is real or just a paid actor, but whatever he is...he's funny, you can't deny it.
I love this part (His wife picks up the phone cause he is too pissed to answer the phone)
"I heard what you said to my husband.... we are good Christian people" (Mrs. Bergis)
"Well he uses the F' word like a good Christian." (The Prankster)
"Get off the PHONE! Fucking faggot, queer, mother faggot!" (Mr. Bergis in the background)
(5:25 total time).
All these guys want to do is put a "Gay Day" on the ballot...that's all! What's wrong with that? The Gay and Lesbian Alliance of Greater Mississippi took a poll and it shows that 48% of the population of Greenville are Gay. Mr. Bergis, to put it kindly, doesn't like that idea very much. Haha this is great!
Download it Here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/x92aua
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